Signs you are old
When instead of paeans to women’s summer clothes and peach body spray*, one of your chill, fun university-era friends posts on Facebook “Concert done, and we had a great time. I can confirm after watching all the college kids parade around that the trend du jour is high waisted short shorts with butt cheeks hanging out the bottom.”
*This is a reference to a non-Internet column at Boston University’s Daily Free Press in about 1997, that caused the first-ever feminist uproar I’ve ever seen. Jeremy Catalino praised the smell of girls in summer clothes and peach body spray or something. Four people remember this, and we are all old. Catalino didn’t make the short-shorts comment, because he knows how to properly use a hyphen.